Today...

Today I saw a man with a ponytail, after complaining to a cashier about how much of a hurry he was in, lecture said cashier - when the cashier explained that the restaurant could not accept a charge for less than $5 so the man with a ponytail could not charge a single cookie - lecture the cashier for no less than 20 minutes about the "fact" that the law "technically" requires that restaurants accept any charge for any amount - this may in fact be true, although it doesn't sound right, but I don't care, because dude, you're not carrying enough cash to buy a single cookie? - and also I guess I should note this was not the kind of douchebaggy man with a ponytail who still wears Megadeth t-shirts with the sleeves cut off but was the kind of man with a ponytail who's totally weird and nerdy and socially awkward and wears a button-down short-sleeve shirt, the front pocket of which being where the man keeps his credit cards, and whose lectures consist of stammering and repeating the word "because" a lot.

This run-on sentence brought to you by my third day in NYC.